TADS2 bin v2.2.0'Wed Oct 9 00:26:28 1996 XSI:?@OBJ`O drNz NNN   is closed. N!NNOlocactorvobjN} D  N{D |pN} ! N.%You% can't reach   from  . Nv*NNO listOcnttotiNNN!N-HNJ@~NxNNNO objO-icounttotlistcurdisptotNNNNNN%VNB@NZ~ N pNN, =N N and ND, and NbNpN,N (being worn)4NE  (providing light)N?NIN]NcOobjprintOlistitotcntNM"Nf"N"N"N"CN"@N"N#N #N#``O parmN\$Nk$N$>>N$ OlOtotic totweightN &&N >&N J&N ^&N {&@N &N &N & N 'N -'wN 3'N L' O listO$itottotbulkremcurN)N)N)N)dN)@N*N#*NN*Nb*Nh*N* O amountN+&*** Your score has just changed. ***N,>ND,>>Nt, N#;lYou wander around in the dark, and don't get anywhere. If only you had an Acme Soopur-Bryte Cheez Lyte! NT; DDN In a total of >N ' turns, you have achieved a score of N > points out of a possible NR >.\bNu 1This means when you arrive upstairs, you'll be N >#N a floor sweeper. "N >&N a trainee salesman. N) >G#NK a floor showman. Ni >d*N an Acme Vice President! mN 0the President of ACME! Congrats, yu whin! \bNNow try \(Unnkulia Zero\)!\bNNNhhhN3\b*** You've Toddled Off To Salesman Heaven ***\bN N"8\bYou may restore a saved game, start over, or quit.\nN`O respN+Please enter RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT: >N N RESTORE NFile to restoreN'! Restore failed. XNRRestore failed. /N>>N+NNN RESTART 4N N #N5 HN8 QUIT 1N] No N +N N @N N\b\b\b\b\b\bN4NIt's been a horrible day - no, a horrible week. And you were so looking forward to starting work as an Acme salesman! All through your childhood, growing up in the great cities of the north, you'd admired the salesmen with their spiffy mauve suits and bright orange ties. You'd waited eagerly for the day when you'd be handed your first sample Dam Tastee Cheez Kee, and your first customer would fork over his hard-earned cash for Acme products. N4N 3But you didn't think your bosses would send you down here, to this backwater near the Valley King's Underworld, right on the border with dread Unnkulia. 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N iN,iCfNDi>XE 5>Z|NieBefore leaving the chamber, you unhook the bungee cord from the iron hook and take it with you. \bNj!XN4jN@j>YE 5>Z|Nj^Before leaving the chamber, you unhook the bungee cord from your belt and leave it behind. Nk!YN'kN3kNPk?NkSClimbing down the smooth walls of the natural chimney would be certain suicide. Nk>YE>XYNLlDIf you're dead set on going down there, why don't you just jump? NllNxl!Nl<hNl>XE 5>Z|N5meBefore leaving the chamber, you unhook the bungee cord from the iron hook and take it with you. \bNvm!XNmNm>YE 5>Z|N8n`Before leaving the chamber, you unhook the bungee cord from your belt and leave it behind. \bNon!YNnNnNnXh$$$@  iron hook, an iron hook The iron hook is old and rusty, but quite sturdy; you can't move it at all. Its purpose here is unclear, but it does suggest these caves were once inhabited. WN`OactordoN5a<FNQa7There's a bungee cord already attached to the hook. NaZ hN bAOkay, one end of the bungee cord is now attached to the hook. 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(YES or NO) > N'N' LN'\nN'N'#N',+N'C?N'Q *N' \nOkay.\nN'+N'N'ÊN'͊SSS7O actorNN2+NAbbb|NB-c\(Unnkulia One-Half: The Salesman Triumphant\)\n Version 1.0G for Great Underground Adventures CDNw-lN-<\nN.Copyright (C) 1993, 1996 D.\ A.\ Leary\n All rights reserved.\n Developed with TADS, the Text Adventure Development System.\b Difficulty Rating: Trivial (2 out of 10)\bNO.***N04No1This game is free. We encourage you to distribute it, but you may not charge any money for it beyond the cost of the media it is stored on.N14N2.\(ADVENTIONS\) no longer supports this product. Please do not contact us for hints or to buy games. The best place to get our games is from the Interactive Fiction Archive on the Internet, site ftp.gmd.de. The best place to ask for help with our games is the Usenet newsgroup rec.games.int-fiction.N2***N24Read footnotes N#3. with the note command; e.g., type "note 1."ND3***NR3TNd3;Footnote markers are numbers enclosed in square brackets.N3wO actorN$CN7You can't think this game has any bugs left in it... N܋+N,O actorNo%E%`N(Undoing one command)\bN">5 N͌>>N5N)No more undo information is available. N6+N>h%%%  betweend$$$ aroundh%%%  throughd### northd### underd$$$ behindT!@ wooden chair ;;Seated on an Uncomfortable Chair in the Golden Dragon Inn }.NG}>N]]]  In the InnN4N>5  :N"You're seated at the only table NDN]You're standing N>in the Golden Dragon Inn, a real dump in the middle of the Radeekal Forest. It's decorated in earth tones - not a mauve or orange speck in sight! (If you were in charge, you'd make this place a lot more snazzy.) N}<" |N4N EThe inn has been your base of operations for the past few days - your boss wouldn't even spring for an office. Well, by golly, you'll show him! Even though most of your samples have been stolen, you've still got a few choice items to hock to the gullible locals. These Valley folk are real hicks - they'll buy anything! NX "Nz N 4N  There's not much of interest here. A mahogany bar lines one wall, but besides that, and the lone table and chair, this hellhole doesn't have much to offer. The exit to the inn is to the west, and there's an open doorway leading to the back room to the northeast. N =@8$$O numOionoteslenN>N0NGNPNd@Nu. ;N[]:\ NNNNrNNo such footnote.NOoN*.! =NB>.Nd>NN[.]\ \ Nw-p/ / /@ nose,  your nose Your nose is especially large and bulbous. You can't really see it very well. It's a bit stuffed up; some of the plants in this part of the country really get your hayfever going. N5>5 2ND5Gross! Cut that out! Ng5aN5HPOOOOT! That didn't help much. What you really need is an inhaler. N5<N5#Hah! Good trick THAT would be. N%62NB6How can you avoid it? Ne6yyyB ceremonial mask **The ceremonial mask is (not surprisingly) shaped like a bird's head. Luckily, it's your size. Gee, no one would ever recognize you in this! (Hah, hah. Actually the mask is pretty cheezy, made out of leaves and bark. If you didn't know any better, you might suspect it was produced by Acme.) )@ forest, a tree The fall colors have really kicked in - red, gold, and orange swaths ripple in the gentle breezes. Frankly, though, you think the leaves would look better if there were a few mauve ones thrown in. NThough you've seen the silly Valley folk scampering through the branches, it's hardly a suitable activity for a respectable Acme salesman. Besides, the trees in this part of the wood are too thin or old to climb safely. NNThere are six hundred thousand eight hundred and twenty-two (600,822) trees in the Forest of Radeekal. Each has between one and six thousand (1,000 - 6,000) leaves. You do the math. N@ path 88There's nothing particularly special about the path. QCN*Which direction do you want to travel? Nljjj@ NNYou weenie! Must you examine every noun in the descriptions? Get a life! @ You can't examine a sound! cN&JSounds are rather insubstantial; you might find it hard to carry them. NB0---@ natural chimney)NpN9>5  E " ZNE"Tails!" the gambler shouts as the coin flies up through the air. NN<" UN*=It comes up heads. I think it's weighted a little funny. NvRN=It comes up tails. I think it's weighted a little funny. NN>5 > E >"  NG <" 4N "Phooey!" the gambler mutters. "I almost never lose. If I didn't know better, I'd think you cheated me." He sighs. "A deal's a deal. Here's your key." He tosses a silver key, which you catch. "Now get out of my sight." N 5&N "N  N5 N. "Hah!" the gambler chuckles, picking up the coin. "Nice try, sucker." His eyes narrow. "Like another go? If you've got more coins we can try again." NL !<&Nt N N D    <  little manN =The man is short and thin, and dressed in fine black silk clothing. He's got a cunning, rat-like look to his face. "Hey, what're you looking at?" he mutters. N <>8N [>4N >ZThere's a thin little man here, leaning against the wall and chewing a piece of straw. N ><" N @"Ah, a visitor," he says, beaming. "Greetings. It's been ages since I've seen anyone. My name's Les Vayghas. Are you - " The man's eyes narrow. "Oh, I know you. You're that Acme salesman. Well, we've got something in common." He walks over and shakes your hand vigorously. "The King threw me out of the Valley too. Since then, I've lived in these caves. It's not too bad, but I've been trying to get away." N A"N ?AN KA>N AHe glances you up and down and rolls his eyes. "Ugh. Do you really think that mask could fool anybody? You look like an idiot." N &BN 1B5>|D 5>|D 5>|N B<" <N B$"Go away," he mutters irritably. N C\N OC4N :F4The man's eyes narrow speculatively. "You look like a person in need of something - perhaps this glittering bauble might come in handy, hmm?" He holds up a silver key. You reach for it, but he pulls it away, waggling his finger. "Ah - not so fast. How about a game? I'm a gambling man, and I see you've got a coin there. How about a little bet? Flip your coin, and I'll call it in the air. If I win, I take the coin. If you win, you can have the key. Deal?" Without waiting for a response, the man pockets the key, then nods at you. "Go on. Flip." N aFN qFN |F<" SN F;"You've already beaten me," the man growls. "Go away." N FeN UGYThe man shrugs. "Too bad you don't have a coin or something. We might play a game." N G OvdpiN &N<NH:NYou take a few steps along the northern road, but then think the better of it. Your boss told you not to come back until you'd sold every bit of cheez he gave you. \bN*!NC<DC` ` /@ sign SSThere's a picture of a coiled yellow serpent and the words "Golden Dragon Inn." JNx 1The sign's securely attached to the building. N LN 3The sign waves back and forth when you push it. N tNu [I don't think you're getting the sign off the building, if that's what you're thinking. N VVV breeze,N#Ah! Fresh air! NA@ inn, an inn oNpN>5:N !Why don't you just go inside? N8,  @  warrior !!I don't see any warrior here. QN(jI don't think following a Valley Warrior around is the best plan. Besides, he's already out of sight. N`!<&N9N There's no warrior in sight. N\NCIf there were a warrior here, he'd probably smell rather gamey. N9 N@CNiThe warrior isn't here. N!<&Nhhh)  pickaxe uuThe pickaxe is a handy mining tool. It's quality workmanship - and (it goes without saying) not an Acme product. N I2OactordoN 2 N 2>@N 21There's already a big hole in the brick wall. >N 3< "  N ]4You brace yourself and smash the brick wall with the pickaxe, hitting smack in the center of one of the bricks. Your shoulders are nearly jarred out of their sockets, and the wall's barely dented; this job could take a while. N 4" N 4!N S7This time, the pickaxe bites between two bricks, and imbeds itself deep in the crumbling mortar. You yank it out, and bring several bricks with it. In a few moments, you've smashed a large hole through the wall, revealing a dark space beyond. A cold breeze blows through the hole; whatever you've broken into, it sure is big. The innkeeper rouses himself long enough to stare at the wall. "Urk," he mutters. "Hope you're going to buy this place. I don't wanna have to fix that." N |7"N 7 N 7N 7N 7Z rN U8Z\bYou try to cut the cord with the pickaxe, but the pick bounces off the springy cord. N 8FN 81That's not a suitable target for the pickaxe. N 8N 8)  yellow ballGN ,The ball is yellow and full of holes. It's rather heavy. Tiny raised letters read "Acme Dam-Lite Whiphulbawl: 100% S'whiss Cheez!" N .,N , You've seen these before; they're top-notch toys for tots. Most of them don't glow, however; this one is giving off a pale green light. N , N %."I think I do believe in eternal punishment." - Lord Dunsany. Thanx to David Librik for pointing out some unintentional plagiarism. N >.DN ^.+Not surprisingly, it smells like WD-40. N .N ."N /As an Acme salesman, you should know better, but you nevertheless decide to choke down the whiffleball. Not only is it cheez, but for some reason it's extremely radioactive. Your intestines are quickly burned out and it's not long after that - N /N /fN W0MThere's one (1) whiffleball. It's got fifty-six (56) little holes in it. N q0 N x0 rN 0ETHWUP! The ball hits the floor with a wet sound and stays there. N 0>5 <&N &1  Forest PathN4NRYou're strolling along a winding forest path. The path forks here - trails lead northeast, south, and west. You're deep in the heart of the Valley King's turf now - he told you not to stray too far from the inn unless you want to (gulp) suffer the fate of the other Acme salesmen. I wouldn't wander around too much if I were you. Tall oak trees overhang the trail, and dappled sunlight shines through the leaves. A radberry bush stands by the side of the road, but it's been picked clean. Nv@=N+I really don't think you want to wander the woods without the Valley King's permission, especially not with the Valley Patrol standing right here. NT!Nm;Nt<=>UN/What are you trying to do, climb the trees? N!N NfN:\bYou shinny up the nearest tree, and find yourself - \bN>5N;  Up a TreeN/4N0You're seated on a limb about halfway up an aged oak tree. Below you, you can hear the Valley Patrol muttering amongst themselves. Above you, the limbs are too thin to climb further. You can climb back down or stay where you are. N0?>VN10The limbs above are too weak to support you. N;1!NT1` p000@  radberry bush|NcThe bush has been picked clean - there's not even a single berry left! Someone was a real hog. NJuN\There's no radberries left to pick. Besides, it's the Valley King's private berry bush. Nx666 dappled sunlight   I@  bird's nest6N [Perched on the same limb with you, a few feet out, is a recently-completed bird's nest. N   CN 7There's a scruffy-looking bird sitting on the nest. N6! N!NOactordoN%! N%!>" N%")N\N%^" \bDone. N%|">&N%">" N%"CN%#N%#N%)#)NN%D#N^#>5  {N#oSuddenly, a scruffy-looking bird settles on the nest. It fixes you with a watery stare and squawks loudly. N$>&N1$"NO$<" -N|$ N$"N$N$CN$xN%!N!%>5  NQ%>|" vN%MThe bird suddenly takes off with a sickly squawk and wings its way north. N%!>&N'&N'$Suddenly, there's a crackling sound from underneath the bird. The bird shifts with an irritated squawk, then takes off. Underneath, in the nest, a miracle - a baby chick, cute and fluffy! It looks up at you with big, blue eyes and chirps something that sounds suspiciously like "Mama." N'&N(!>&N6(!>&N^( N(N(-N(!>&N(!>&N(N)  @  scruffy bird6 MMSeated on the nest, trying to get comfortable, is a scruffy-looking bird. NQ*lThe bird is hideous, with watery eyes, drooping feathers, and scrawny legs. It's squatting on the nest. N*N?+The bird's scraggly feathers prevent you from looking under the creature, and when you reach in to move the bird, it snaps at your hand. NZ+RNy+9Somehow, I don't think the bird will accommodate you. N+N+N6,wWhen you try to move the bird, it snaps at your hand. I think the creature's pretty intent on staying where it is. Nx,POX X X) egg, an egg,N r5The egg is quite tiny, and covered in blue spots. N <" N It's hard boiled, and smells terrific; these little taste treats are Golden Dragon specialties. It's not quite up there with Acme's Eeestur-Tyme Cheez Ehgs, but still pretty tasty. N N  N "N <" VN Mmm! It's damn tasty! N !<&N 5#N \N sYick! You had to eat raw eggs at the Acme Salesman Initiation Ceremony, and you vowed to never eat them again. N N (N /N Z<" aN RMmm! It's getting a little cold, but the boiled egg still smells scrumptious. 0N $It smells like a raw bird's egg. N ,  ) adorable chick, an adorable chick N SThe tiny bird is yellow and fuzzy, and quite adorable. It looks up at you and chirps once, fixing you with big blue eyes. It might make a good snack for Kitee-Kat (your Acme Dam-Lovabul P'het) when you get home; maybe you should keep it. N dN "N .yGULP! The chick squirms a little going down, but soon hits bottom and stops moving around. Gee, that filled you up! N u#N !<&N YN @A dead bird's pretty useless; I'd advise against killing it. N (GN H.The chick tweets happily as you stroke it. N hN @You'd probably better wait until the chick gets a bit older. N N zN iaThe chick will be a well trained Mayle Deliveree Byrd by the time of "Unnkulian Unventure 1." N $@ limb 22The tree limbs around you look dry and rotten. N-OactordoNx-Z zNx-.bThe tree limbs are dry and rotten; if you tried to bungee-jump from them, you'd surely perish. Nxj.7Nx.+You can't attach that to the tree limb! Nx. }N"/dYou don't need the tree limbs. You've got a few khordz of Acme Burr-nha-bul Fyre Whood at home. NU/  Wine Cellar-N?4NJAYou're in what appears to be the inn's wine cellar. A huge cask stands against the north wall, and the air is damp and musty. An empty wine-rack lines the south wall. The eastern wall is brick, but the western wall is solid stone; the inn must have been built over a gash in the earth, and brick used to shore up the foundation on the open sides. A stairway climbs up to the inn. NA>sNA^A sizable hole has been bashed through the brick wall, revealing a dark space to the east. N3BN?B>8<mNlB>NB<NBYou can't go that way. NB!NCNCT@  brick wallNo80The brick wall looks like a recent addition. N8<EN89Some mindless idiot has bashed a big hole through it. N9 N9|To bash down the brick wall, you'd need to hit it with a suitable tool, and even then, I'm not sure you'd be successful. N9 N1:xN:_Tapping on the brick wall produces a hollow sound; I think there's an open space behind it. N:@  other walls hhThe only wall of interest is the eastern one. It's made of brick, and looks like a recent addition.  @ cask RROnce, the huge cask probably contained beer or wine. Now, it's totally empty. ?N<&Yick! Smells like fermented beer. N< `dNx=KThe innkeeper won't let you. "Mine," he says, eyeing you suspiciously. N=N>pThe innkeeper won't let you near the cask. "Mine," he says, clutching the cask and eyeing you suspiciously. N=>8@  wine rack LLThe wine rack's empty. No wonder the innkeeper wants to sell this dump. BN9?)There's nothing behind the wine rack. Nm?  6 Natural CaveFNF4N'IYou're standing in a natural cave that probably hasn't been entered in years. Twisted rock formations in the high ceiling drip water on your head, and the pale green light of your whiffleball casts dark shadows into the corners of the cave. A narrow passage climbs up to the northeast, while an identical one climbs down to the southeast. There's also a low tunnel leading northwest. A wider but equally low passage runs due south, and to the west is the opening in the brick wall that leads back to the cellar of the Golden Dragon Inn. NeI=?B>W@WA;@  formations, some formations  IIThe twisted natural sculptures are probably formed by dripping water. @  shadows, some shadows  hhThe shadows are created by the twisted rock formations. There's nothing very interesting about them. @  opening,  an opening KKIt's to the west; it leads back to the cellar of the Golden Dragon Inn. oN,FpNAF>5  6 Stalagmite Cavern:NM4NM>5NNYou've stretched the bungee cord to its limits, and are scant milliseconds from flying back up through the chimney and scant inches off the floor. You've got almost no time to react! NO<NQ0You're standing in a medium-sized natural cavern. The floor is difficult to negotiate; stalagmites of all shapes and sizes impede your progress. Water drips from the walls, pooling on the remaining bits of open floor. There are no stalactites, perhaps because there's no ceiling; instead, a huge, dark natural chimney stretches up above you, bending slightly to the north, vanishing into shadows overhead. A narrow passage climbs to the northwest, and level tunnels run southwest and south. The southwest passage seems somewhat warmer than the others. NQANQ>5rN3RMYou're not going anywhere until you unhook yourself from the bungee cord. NZR!NwRNRNR>NSyYou can't climb up the natural chimney. (If you're trying to go up the passage to the northwest, just go northwest.) NVS!NoSC;NS4NS>Y4NUSuddenly, you shoot back up the chimney, propelled by the bungee cord attached to your waist. About halfway up the inevitable happens - the cord snaps! As you plummet to the hard rock below, you wish you'd bought an Unnkulian Death-Cord instead - they never break! NFUNZU=NVThe cord goes sailing back up the chimney. After a brief second, you hear an ominous snap. Bits of broken cord flutter to the floor moments later, and you breathe a sigh of relief - good thing you weren't attached to it! NV!XNV!>Z&NV!5NW N/WN;WRNZW>5" E<0" NW<NWNW)NW6 Twisting PassageN4N67You're at a bend in a low tunnel. The rocks seem to bear down over you, as if trying to crush you into the floor, and the floor is irregular, damp, and slippery. Somebody's been defacing the wall here with red graffiti - how rude! The least they could do is use a more pleasing color, like orange or mauve. N_Nw6 You could continue to the southeast or the east. NNThe origins of the Acme tri-colors (orange, green, and mauve) are lost in the mists of time. One thing, however, is clear: the colors make for some "dam spiphee" salesman suits. NB<d$$$6 Cave of the SkeletonN1]4NN_This chamber is dark and low, with no apparent exits other than the passage back to the north. The roof slopes sharply down to the south, and at the far end, there's only a few inches between ceiling and floor. Lying face down in the center of the cave is a grisly sight - a human skeleton, half-covered in mineral deposits, probably centuries old. Good thing he didn't have Acme Dam Eckspensif Lyfe Ihnshorants - you might have to pay up. No_:0@   stalactites There aren't any here. <NJ#There are zero (0) stalactites. NJWNJ>Things that don't exist don't smell like much of anything. NFK@  stalagmites  IIThere's a great many of them, and they make walking rather difficult. ON8L6There are one hundred and seven (107) stalagmites. NyL The chimney's quite wide. It stretches up above you, leaning slightly to the north. You can't see the top of it, but you can just make out a narrow ledge partway up. rrr6 Geyser Cavern9N4NYou're standing in a small, hot cave filled with thick steam. The source of the steam is evident; hot clouds billow from a narrow mineral spout shaped like an overturned funnel. There must be a hot spring somewhere beneath you. The only exit is back to the northeast. NK@6 Chamber of the PadlocktN4NZvThis cavern is wide and high, and the walls appear to have been worked and shaped. The only exit is to the north. Ns4NThe southern wall is partly taken up by what appears to be an enormous padlock, made from solid gold and embedded in the wall. N <" N}Goodness! If only you could remove the padlock from the wall, you'd be able to purchase the Golden Dragon Inn right now! N"NN}Though the lock itself is quite large, the keyhole in the center is quite small. There's not much else of interest here. N: @ leather belt The belt's marvelous workmanship - possibly because it predates the time of Acme. I imagine you could slip it off the skeleton; he surely doesn't need it anymore. N@YNiY4You carefully remove the belt from the skeleton. NY"NYYNY5>Y&NY!<&NZMN>Z4You'd better take it off the former owner first. N}Z@  skeletonN[The skeleton has become part of the rocky floor - drips of mineral-rich water have fused the dead man's torso with the ageless stones. Not that you care; you're a salesman, not an archaeologist. N[>" N]\Interestingly, there's a leather belt around the skeleton's waist, untouched by the ravages of time. (There's absolutely no sign of a dagger, however.) N\ eee W KKThe natural chimney stretches down below you; you can't see the bottom. kN~cRTrying to climb down the smooth walls of the chimney would be certain suicide. NcoNdRTrying to climb down the smooth walls of the chimney would be certain suicide. N3d>X" PNd;If you really want to go down there, why not just jump? NdNdNdNOactordoNe You drop Ne N3e2 into the chimney. It plummets to the bottom. Npe&Ne6 Gambler's LairtN 4NMYou're in a small, square chamber that's obviously been carved from the rock. The place is apparently home to somebody; a scorched circle on the rock floor was probably a makeshift fireplace, and a pile of straw against one wall might have served as a bed. The room is otherwise featureless. The only exit is back to the west. NO=Wt444 @ narrow ledge [@ spoutN'The steam's all coming out of a nozzle-shaped bit at the top of the funnel-shaped spout. The nozzle part is only about an inch across; the steam's being forced through a tiny hole. N? NNMXOactordoN.  E  " PN.:You stick the cheezdom over the nozzle. It rapidly fills with hot air, and starts to look like a big yellow balloon - albeit one with a bunch of holes in it. When it's as full as it's going to get, you take it off the spout, being careful to hold the opening shut. N.z" N.C N.N.  wN.G_You can't put the cheezdom on the spout again without releasing the hot air already inside. N.~DN.8There's no good surface for that on the steam spout. N. x 5 5 5 )  cheezdomhN <" N It looks like a deflated yellow balloon with several small holes in it. Tiny letters down one side read "Acme Loobrikayted Cheezdom: Praktiss Sayfe Seks! (Mayd from 100% Suhwiss Cheez)." }N w qThe cheezdom's full of hot air, though it's losing it fast through the holes in it. It's tugging you upward. N  5?N C &I think the "loobrikant" is WD-40. N v N } OactordoN   $N   >MN   BN  - 6I don't think the cheezdom will stretch over that. N  r N y N <" E >5 [ N h You let go of the rising cheezdom - not the wisest move, since it's the only thing holding you up. You plummet to the hard rocks below, and not surprisingly - N N N <" E >5 W N You let go of the cheezdom and nimbly step to the ground. The cheezdom flies crazily around the cavern, finally splatting against a wall. N !5N CN !!<&N EN P<" N ^You let go of the cheezdom. It rapidly deflates and falls to the ground with a wet thwup. N >5 <&N '!N FCN m5N  Dropped. N >5 <&N N TN ;Put your lips on that thing? You've got to be kidding! N KWN >Not on your life! That thing isn't (pardon the pun) safe! N N oYick! Your boss specifically said, NEVER EAT THE MERCHANDISE! (Especially if it's made out of cheez(tm)!) N ]fN MThere is one (1) cheezdom. It's got thirty-four tiny little holes in it. N wN 5> |E >5  N H![0N l!W0N \bSuddenly, your feet leave the ground as the cheezdom sails up the chimney! Some lift this thing's got - jeepers! You look around and find yourself - \bN U[>5N {"5N C N 9N \bSuddenly, your feet begin to leave the ground! When the cheezdom hits the rock of the ceiling above you, it pops with a wet splattering sound, spraying cheez (ugh) across the dark granite. You fall the short distance to the ground, shaken but unhurt. N * N H!<&N lN w N _The cheezdom's still deflating, but you continue to rise. Pretty soon, you find yourself - \bN W>5N 'CN ON The cheezdom finally loses its last bit of air, and you plummet down the chimney. Too bad you didn't let go in time! AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEeeee\.\.\.N &N 6 x555@ steam NNThe steam is just hot air, though it does have a bit of a sulferous smell. AN(The steam smells faintly of sulpher. NiNzPYou haven't really got a suitable container to capture the steam in, do you? N @ pile of strawN2I see nothing special about the pile of straw. N 4Nq g"Hey!" the little man shouts, eyes narrow. "Whadya think you're doing? That's my bed! Hands off!" N  [N BThere's nothing underneath the straw but the cold stone floor. N( _N FI don't think the gambler would appreciate you mussing up his bed. N [N BThere's nothing underneath the straw but the cold stone floor. N JN; 1The straw pile is too bulky to take with you. Nw  zzz@ scorched circle ??It's still warm; there must have been a fire here recently.  lll/@  graffitiNqExamining the graffiti more closely, you realize it's not quite red - rather, it's the color of a ripe tomato. NANY! You could probably read it. N 44'It's said the gambler loves a good tale (sic).' 2NCare for a refreshing beverage? Set your Matter-mover coordinates for Tomato: R10,000; B3881; G2785. See "The Legend Lives" for more details. N4N/i"There's not a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't enjoy a refreshing beverage." - David Letterman Nm P6YN]>" NGate ChamberNNo Gate ChamberNN4NThis room is dominated by N>" Nthe conspicuous lack of a huge iron gate blocking the hallway to the north; the gate appears to have risen into the ceiling. Nan enormous iron gate which blocks a wide hallway to the north. The gate is made from thick iron bars, and looks quite sturdy; I doubt you could squeeze through it. N6Other passages run northeast, northwest, and west. N =A:N_ >" N LN *The massive iron gate blocks your way. N !N!N !@  @  padlock The padlock's embedded in the wall; you're definitely not going to be able to get it out, if that's what you're thinking. The tiny keyhole in the center looks just like any other keyhole. hNslNiN-EdNjNfN-EHN6/If you're trying to unlock it, just say so. Np  @  iron gate, an iron gate  HN/The iron bars are far too sturdy and thick. N?N&The gate's much too heavy to lift. N%`FND-There's no apparent way to open the gate. N|hKN2I don't see any locking mechanism on the gate. Nl8NThere's no visible keyhole. N)PPP6 The Golden PoolN*4N#,8You're standing in a hot, low chamber. The only exit is to the southeast. Before you is a shining pool of melted gold, perhaps twenty feet in diameter. It nearly fills the room, and bathes your face with intense heat; somewhere below the surface, hot lava or steam must keep the soft metal in liquid form. N<,4N,If only you had a container that would hold this gold! How valuable it would be if it cooled - and how quickly you could meet the innkeeper's price. N-B6 Jumbled HallNN?4N @You're walking through a wide north-south hall. The walls are covered in intricate carvings, and strange shadows seem to reach out for you. N@@<" NRAAll right! It looks like you've stumbled into some sort of long-forgotten underground civilization, a real anthropological treasure! You'll surely find lotsa loot to plunder here. NiA"NANBRocks and debris litter the floor, impeding your progress; it looks like bits of the ceiling have fallen down from above. You can go either north or south. NRB;: P6  Tiny RoomN74N8This natural chamber is quite small, and the ceiling is extremely low; it's more an alcove than a room. A familiar sight greets you - an Acme vending machine sits (or rather, squats) against the wall! N8N8<" N;9p How in the world did that get here? You'd long thought that you were the first Acme salesman in the Valley.N9"N9N9G The only exit from the room is the passage back to the southwest. N:N:Before you were promoted to salesman, you had to polish and restock these machines. And before THAT, you had to clean the executive washroom. Boy, you're really shooting up through the ranks! N;Ct1 1 1@ pool of molten gold The pool of golden liquid bubbles and churns, slowly swirling, eddies of molten metal twisting lazily. There must be thousands of acmids worth of gold here! oN"pNR#You slide one foot into the molten metal, and pull back a charred stump. You scream in agony and pass out, falling forward into the pool. Maybe that wasn't the best idea - N#N#N#Ne$You execute a perfect swan-dive into the pool of molten gold. Not surprisingly, you perish. Clearly, you haven't studied James Bond movies as much as you should have! N$N$N$.N%You touch the molten gold. Your fingers are instantly burned down to little blackened nubs. Surprised, you lose your balance and plunge headlong into the pool with a yelp. Soon, most of the other parts of your body are burned down to little blackened nubs. N&N&N&&NOactordoN_& 2N(You slide the plastic cookie cutter into the molten liquid. Instantly, it starts to melt - no big surprise, but you had to see for yourself, didn't you? Horrified, you yank the cutter back. It emerges from the metal, dripping plastic and gold. You blow on the gloppy mass frantically, trying to cool it. A noxious odor wafts to your nose as the last bits of plastic burn off - and then, a perfect gold key drops on the floor with a tinkling sound. N( N(&N)CNC)!&Ne)N) You put N) N)` into the pool of gold. It slips beneath the surface of the metal, burning as it goes down. N7*!&NY*Ne*c c c) cookie cutterN :DTiny letters on the cookie cutter read "Acme Slysor-Dysor Kookee Khutoor." This particular one's shaped like a key, but other fun shapes are available - hearts, clovers, horseshoes, and diamonds. In fact, you've heard they make "Acme Kookee Charmz" with these things - "A Dam Tastee Pahrt oph thiss Compleet Brekphast!" N :N :< It's made from mauve plastic, and it's not very sharp. N &;aN <H\bKookee Charmz Nootrishunal Kontent: \n\tIron - 0% \n\tCalcium - 0% \n\tProtein - * \n\tVitamin A through Z - 0% \n\tCalories - ** \n\tSugar - *** \n\t------------------------ \n* - One-tenth of one percent, from the rat giblets. \n** - We're not tellin'. \n*** - Enough in one bowl to cause cancer in laboratory elephants. N = 5BN w=)Yick! Smells rather like cheez (tm). N =N ="N >rUgh! Kinda chewy, but not so different from Acme's cheez products. You chomp and swallow, licking your lips. N _>!<&N >P  M  gold key 66The gold key is heavy but otherwise uninteresting.  N PN Q<" N |QoYou touch the key and singe your fingers for the effort. Perhaps you should wait a bit until it cools down. N QN Q)N QsOactordoNP R GNP >R&The key fits the keyhole perfectly, NP sR>" LNP R4and turns smoothly, but nothing seems to happen. NP RNP S>E>E>BNP Skand turns easily. There's a loud clacking noise from deep within the lock as tumblers fall into place. NP T>" NP TRSuddenly, you hear a faint rumbling sound coming from somewhere north of here. NP T!>&NP T"NP 'U!0NP TU NP yUNP UINP U=but there seems to be something blocking it from turning. NP V$NP (VThe key doesn't fit. NP OVtN VVuOactordoN V N @WtThe key fits perfectly, but since you don't know the status of the lock, it's hard to know which way to turn it. N ZW$N sWThe key doesn't fit. N WN W!N W@  coin slot N-NOOactordoNE- NE.You drop the acmid in the coin slot. It hits bottom with an extremely non-metallic thunk. The machine gurgles for a minute, but nothing happens. What a piece of junk! NE.!>&NE."NE/8NE(/ XNE/@The bend in the coin prevents it from sliding down the slot. NE/NE/ NE50\The notched coin fits in the slot, but it sounds like it got caught about half-way down. NEf0!>&NE09NE0$That won't fit in the coin slot. NE0NE0``` acmidN O%The acmid's almost totally worthless. Your bosses have been trying to buy up hard currency with these plastic coins, but so far, they've been quite unsuccessful. Actually, you've always rather liked acmids, but it's tough to pass them here in the heart of the Valley King's lands. Maybe you can get a can of Acme Dam Tastee Bir with it when you get back to the big city. It's made out of orange plastic. N %,  an acmid 5eN &=GULP! Not too filling. It's not even made out of cheez. N L&!<&N l&@ vending machinexN2OThis particular mauve and green machine appears to be a cheezdom dispenser. N35> |bNm3VYou don't really need it - you've already got one, so you're covered, so to speak. N4The machine is squat and lumpy. Letters across the top read "Praktiss Sayfe Seks!" There's a coin slot and a small chute on the front side. NK4 N4N.OactordoN4>N N4N5<" +N6You kick the stupid machine, irritated at losing your acmid. The machine gurgles once, then spits a coin out at rocket-like speed. It barely misses your cheek, then clatters against the wall and falls to the ground. N[6< >&N6 N6!N6kN07_You kick the vending machine. It burbles, but nothing else especially interesting happens. Na7VVV   bent coin The bent coin is a two-Valmid piece, minted from bronze. It's got a picture of the Valley Lighthouse on one side, and the King's beloved Lady Amanda on the other. It's not your currency of choice, but you can exchange it for Acmids when you get back to the big city.   notched coin(N 0)aThe notched coin is a one-valmid piece, minted from bronze. On one side is the current monarch N _)N ) and on the other side is a picture of the Hall of the Valley King. There's a little notch cut out of the coin, but it's still worth one valmid. N )*]N *DThe current monarch is the Second Valley King, Phul son of Kuul. N *4@ chuteHN@1/It's probably where the cheezdoms come out. Nz1 sN 2ZThe chute goes up into the machine; I don't think you can really stuff anything up it. NN2^^^@ intricate carvings, some intricate carvingsNi<The wall carvings portray evil-looking monks with sharp teeth, biting into particularly helpless-looking eggs. The fact that the eggs look as if they're begging for mercy is testimony to the unmatched skill of the stonecutters. N< OOO@ debrisNNR=5It's just fallen rocks and junk, nothing special. N=,  some debris XN>?There's nothing under the debris, not even a glowing sword. NL>XNp>?There's nothing under the debris, not even a glowing sword. N>p---  shadows  FFF6 Hall of JudgmentNvI4NJKYou're at the north end of a long north-south hall. To the south, the hall stretches behind you, cluttered with debris but still passable. Before you, on the north wall, is a huge bas-relief sculpture of a gigantic bird, its wings spread wide, talons curved ominously over two narrow hallways running northeast and northwest. NK<" N=K4NMAs you enter the room, the bird sculpture's head moves! It turns to you and opens one eye. "Do you seek the judgment of the Court of Birds?" the stone beast squawks. "Truly, you are a man of evil deeds. The existence of the cheez key is evidence enough of that. But redemption can come to the worst of beings." The beast's red eyes glow with a firelike intensity. "Show new life to me, and I shall truly reward you." Without warning, the statue becomes silent and unmoving. NM"NM^NINRThe bird sculpture is quiet now, but you've got the feeling it's watching you. NuN;@#A$! @  bird statue  {NCbThe talons of the giant bird statue curve ominously over the northeast and northwest passages. NCkN4DRClimbing statues that have a tendency to move around isn't the brightest idea. NUDN\DOactordoN9D E<" N9D4N9%F;The bird statue once again comes to life. "Indeed, you do have a heart," the stone judge rumbles. "Though you've done evil before, and shall do evil again, this act demonstrates you are not wholly without compassion. Train the chick with care; one day it shall serve you well. And take this as your reward." N9tF4N9H;A panel slides open in the statue, revealing a jeweled egg. Wonderingly, you pick it up. "We have judged, and found you wanting," the bird statue says. "But you will be a great source of trouble to the Duhdist Monks, our arch-enemies. Thus are you a friend to the birds." With that, the statue falls silent. N9H5"&N9AH  N9_H"N9HxN9HlThe statue remains silent and unmoving. Now don't you feel silly, showing things to a big hunk of rock? N9 I"? ? ?)  jeweled egg  ccThe jeweled egg is covered with specks of garnet and emerald, and is surely worth a great deal. {N %bThough you can't make an omlet without breaking some eggs, I think you'd better keep this one. N %N %"xN %=GULP! Not very filling, and it didn't go down very well. N 8&!<&N X& N r&`oN &VYou don't see any opening mechanism. I don't think it's that kind of jeweled egg. N &#  East Wing west and southwest, C =&2NYPCNP)NPGNP<" (NP4NUSuddenly, there's a small explosion of light and sound, and a wobbly-looking stationary bicycle appears from nowhere, popping into the center of the chamber! A frizzy-haired man in a white jacket hops off, coughing and waving his hand through a cloud of smoke. "Greetings, Tuckbucker!" he says. "Sorry to interrupt your quest for loot. That is what you're doing, isn't it? I did hit the right era? This is the age of the second Valley King, correct?" He glances around, frowning. "Whoops. Off a bit spatially. I thought I'd catch up to you in the jumbled hall. Oh well. Here." He tosses you a small mauve box, which you just miss catching. It lands on the ground with a disturbing crack. "This should set you on the right track." The strange old man hops back on the bicycle and starts pedalling. "Cheerio, Tuckbucker! I'll see you in Unnkulia Thirty-Eight: The Salesman's Gruesome Death!" With a loud bang and a puff of green smoke, the bicycle and old man both vanish! NU#'&NU"NVN$V$SSS  West Wing east and southeast, <&B %@ wall # aaThe workmanship is incredible. If you didn't know better, you'd think these walls could fly. &6  The Gizzard)N*4N80This chamber is shaped like a bird's gizzard. NsN<" tND\ A short stone pedestal sits in the very center of the chamber. Above, the ceiling is high and almost out of the range of your dim light. A wide, round passage - looking suspiciously like a throat - runs north, and you think you can see a faint light at the end of the tunnel. Other passages run east and west, both sloping slightly upward. NsAN5 The center of the room is a massive pile of crushed rock and debris, right where you'd stood when plucking the feather from the pedestal. A wide, round passage runs north, and you think you can see a faint light at the end of the tunnel. Other passages run east and west, both sloping slightly upward. NNYou know because bird gizzards are the most popular snack food used to stock Acme Vending Machines. Ladle a couple of quarts of Liquid Cheez on them, and they're damn tasty! N :,=N2 -" N [You walk up the west passage, straight into the path of an oncoming boulder. N N N $N1 <NK >-" N [You walk up the east passage, straight into the path of an oncoming boulder. N N N( #NJ 'HI  mauve boxN  The mauve box is open on one side, and could probably hold small objects. There's a large green button on one side. Letters along the opposite side read "Akmi Galaktikorp Tyme Disstortur - Bhackwerdz Throo Tyme Ownlee (Yooz Whith Kaer!)" N Y )N n  oN WhThough you don't have the massive build of a Valley Warrior, I don't think you could fit in the box. N (@ wall $ aaThe workmanship is incredible. If you didn't know better, you'd think these walls could fly. )l*** @ stone pedestalN\Like most of the stonework in these bird-caves, the pedestal is covered with intricate carvings, snaking feathers and talons in a beautiful design. It's probably valuable, but much too heavy to take with you. N &+TTT@ pile of debris The debris is all rock pieces and dust, and makes for quite a big pile. Somewhere under there is the pedestal, but there's no way you're moving the tons of debris that have buried it. ZNAThere's nothing beneath the debris, not even a glowing sword. N,h'''  The BeakN 4N~ This chamber is shaped like a gigantic beak, the top half sloping overhead, the floor carved to look like a huge bird's tongue. The overall effect is quite creepy; it's a darn good thing this monstrous beak isn't part of a real bird. A low, round passage that bears a disturbing resemblance to a throat runs back to the south, while to the north, the beak is open slightly to reveal daylight beyond. You could probably squeeze out there as well. N ;&:.-  ) crystal feather The feather is a delicate work of art, a piece of rock crystal expertly carved and carefully polished. It's quite beautiful. )N :N <" N You pluck the feather from the pedestal. As you do, there's an almost inaudible click followed by a disturbing rumbling noise echoing down both the east and west corridors. N CN F"N i"N 5<&N N )N  N  N RMYou shatter the crystal feather into a million pieces, cackling insanely. N r!<&N  N N >5 , N 4d\bSuddenly, from the south, there's a horrible crashing noise. The very earth shakes underfoot. N w!N "&N !&0N !>)&N &>+&N 5 N RN :Without warning, two monstrous boulders come rolling out of the east and west passages, smashing together in the very center of the chamber right where the pedestal is - and right where you are! N }N N .  Lost ValeN4NNgYou're standing on a soft carpet of moss and waving grasses, in the very center of a peaceful vale. This place, though it's close to the Valley King's lands, certainly doesn't appear on any of the local maps; the dense brambles and trees that surround this place make it almost impossible to imagine that anyone's been here in years. To the south, jutting out from the brambles, is an enormous bird's head made from dark gray stone. The bird's beak is open, revealing a dark tunnel runnning into the rock creature's throat, directly south. Narrow, winding trails run northwest and east through the brambles. N;,A4<5/` .0 @ mossy carpet IIThere's nothing unusual about the mossy carpet or the waving grasses. .N"~NWMmm! Yummy poisonous forest mosses! Dam tastee! You keel over in horrible agony - NNNnYou can't lift the mossy carpet. Whadya expect to find under there anyway, Zork I? It's just a bunch of moss - sort of a metaphorical carpet. N1i i i@ .  brambles, some brambles{NWSThe dense brambles surround the clearing, preventing passage in most directions. NwNNpAll right, all right, it's a cheesy adventure game device to prevent the player from trying to go places that don't exist. Jeez, at least the game recognizes the word "brambles!" NrN&YThere's no way you're cutting through the brambles; they're much too thick and dense. NMNT"NwMmm! Yummy brambles! You puncture your throat with a hundred tiny little thorns. That'll teach you not to graze! NNNThere are one hundred and fifteen (115) brambles, with a total of sixteen thousand and four (16,004) little thorns. (Ouch!) N2@  bird's head mmIt's really big, and expertly carved, but otherwise not especially unusual. You could probably enter it. .oNpN,>53` .4 Streamside WestZN!4NH"3You're standing on the south edge of a burbling stream in the middle of a peaceful wood. A path follows the stream to the northwest and east, and another path cuts back through the trees to the southeast. You could probably cross the stream, but the forest is dense and impenetrable on the other side. N"B.<:A;:N|#Though the stream is crossable, the trees on the other side are too dense to travel through. Besides, you don't want to get your tootsies wet. N#!N#@N#<:5L    Bicorn's ClearingN4NYou're standing in a quiet, peaceful clearing surrounded by trees. There's a fresh odor in the air - if you didn't know better, you might suspect someone had been throwing a few shovelfulls of Acme Dam-Phowl Phirtelyzur around the forest. There's something definitely magical in the winds, something so tangible you're afraid you might be scraping it off your shoes later. The only clear trail runs back to the west. N=.6xxx@ grass GGThe grass in the clearing has been chewed down almsot to the roots. 57  @ stream FFThe babbling stream is cool and clear, and runs from west to east. 4RN9You take a long drink of water from the clear stream. NK<Nj#You have no suitable container. NKN2That's not a suitable container for the water. NLN3You really don't want to get your tootsies wet. NRNYNOactordoNWhen you put N N@ in the stream, it gets a bit wet, but nothing else happens. N oLN, 3You really don't want to get your tootsies wet. Nj 8` 49` 4:=== Streamside EastEN -4N<.The trail ends here, though the stream continues on to the east. The trees grow in close and hang overhead, bathing the bubbling water in dark shade. The forest floor is littered, and the trail vanishes under pine needles and leaves. The only visible path leads back to the west. Nw.=4:N2/Though you might be able to cross the stream, you don't want to get your tootsies wet. Besides, there's nothing much of interest over there. NT/!Nm/; Forest WaterfallTN*64N7-You're standing on a narrow strip of sand beside a burbling mountain pool. Upriver, to the west, a small cascading waterfall feeds the pool, and to the east, a babbling brook stretches back into the forest. A path runs beside the stream to the southeast; there's no other passable ways to travel. N7B4:RN7,You don't want to get your tootsies wet. N8!N.8@N58<:ANZ8<:=N9You can't climb up either the waterfall itself, or the rocky ground around it. And there's nothing glistering behind the waterfall either. N>9!NW9<W W W@ stream :N$8The stream is cool and clear, and runs west to east. N$=" N%It looks like there's something glistering under the water, but you can't quite tell what it is. Clearly, you couldn't reach it. N%N%LN%3You really don't want to get your tootsies wet. N&EN0&,You sip from the cool, refreshing water. Ng&<N&#You have no suitable container. N&KN&2That's not a suitable container for the water. N'N'NOactordoNvQ'> E >=" NvG)You dip the sieve into the cold water and swish it around, trying to pan for gold or whatever else might be found at the bottom of the stream. Amazingly, you actually come up with something! You pull the golden lump from the water and hold it up to examine it, then frown, disappointed - it's only pyrite, the stuff Acme uses in their "100% 24-kahrot Gowld Chanes (as seen on the Hoam Shop-eng Klub!)" Nv)"=Nv)5>=&Nv)  Nv)Nv)> gNv^*XYou swish the pan through the water once more, but don't come up with anything else. CNv*7The item gets a bit wet, but not much else happens. Nv*=xxx) lump of pyrite ""Pyrite, more commonly known as Fool's Gold, is probably the cheesiest imitation gold found in nature. It looks almost nothing like gold. However, it might fool a drunken innkeeper - at least, you can hope. This particular lump's not very big, but at least it's sort of gold in color.  >p///) plastic sieve It's the typical sort of sieve used by little children to sift sand at the beach. You have no idea why the water nymph had it. It's made of green plastic, and tiny letters along the edge read "Acme Sohrt-em-owt Shand Siv." ?` :@` :AP@ pine needles, some pine needles :ON+6There's no point in gathering up the pine needles. N:,iN,PThere are forty thousand seven hundred and thirty-six (40,736) pine needles. N,B  @ pool NNThe waterfall, pool, and stream are all crystal-clear and quite beautiful. ;Ns0NOactordoN0 You slide N0 N1_ into the water, then pull it out again. It gets a bit wet, but nothing much else happens. NB1UNb1<You take a long drink from the clear waters of the pool. N1JN11You have no suitable container for the water. N2okNo2RThough you could probably use a bath, you don't want to get your tootsies wet. N2LN23You really don't want to get your tootsies wet. N2C` ;D` ;EP@ sand $$It's just sand, nothing special. ;NC4nThere are eight million, four hundred and twenty-seven thousand and forty-five (8,427,045) grains of sand. Nw4EN4,There's no reason to gather up the sand. N4kN05RThe sand is just a sprinkling over solid ground. It's not worth digging here. NQ5kN5RThe sand is just a sprinkling over solid ground. It's not worth digging here. N5Fp- - -@  tootsies, your tootsies your tootsiesCN:*They're feet, all right? Whadya want? NR:8Nr:Hey, this is a family game! N: N:>5 N:N;;[You snap your feet off at the ankles and slowly bleed to death. Not very surprisingly - Ng;Nw;N~;"zN;SMuch like a trapped animal, you gnaw your own foot off. Not very surprisingly - N <N<G0  M 5  cheez keyN pThe key is yellow and spongy, and quite small. Tiny letters along the side read "Acme Dam Tastee Cheez Kee." N N 6N vThis was the very first Acme product ever coded, way back in "Unnkulian I" (just a bite (sic) of history for you). N N HAre you nuts? The first rule in the Acme Saylesman Mhanyooahl couldn't be any plainer - NEVER EAT THE MERCHANDISE! (Especially if it's made out of cheez(tm).) N asOactordoN:  N: =tThe key fits perfectly. You wiggle it around, and for just a moment, you think you hear a tumbler click inside. N: V"N: z$N: The key doesn't fit. N: tN uOactordoNF  NF tThe key fits perfectly, but since you don't know the status of the lock, it's hard to know which way to turn it. NF $NF The key doesn't fit. NF N !I >5 jN 0When you drop the cheez key, the bicorn charges eagerly and catches it between his yellowing teeth before it hits the ground. With a loud gulp and an even louder belch, the bicorn trots off into the trees, satisfied. N m!<&N !>I&N >I" 0N CIN !IN EN U N sN )N I@ magical bicorn6N O4N RPThere's a strange creature standing here, idly munching on a blade of grass. You recognize it from storybooks - it's the fabled Bicorn of Radeekal! N PN P<" N QIt looks pretty much like a goat, with a patchy coat, a foul smell, disgusting table manners and two horns - but you know better! This forest is magical, and surely the creature is no simple goat - it must be the mystical beast of yore! N Q"N RN R5>G|N R}The creature is sniffing the air, eyes closed as if in a trance. I think it's picked up the scent of something it likes. N R"N S]N dSDRumor has it that a bicorn will eat almost anything, even cheez. N xS The magical bicorn looks just like a goat, but it's not fooling you. Gee, if only you could capture it - it'd surely be worth enough to the innkeeper to pay for the Golden Dragon Inn! 5N UYou reach for the bicorn, but only get butted in the stomach for your troubles. The fabled bicorn can only be ridden by pure maidens, and you're definitely not one of those. N U`N VGI think the bicorn has other ideas - it scampers out of your reach. N +VN 2VOactordoNO mVG NO V<" NO eWThe bicorn snaps at your hand, taking it off at the wrist. As you bleed to death on the forest floor, you think maybe you shouldn't have teased the creature like that - NO WNO WNO XThe bicorn's filmy eyes widen, and the beast starts salivating and rubbing against your leg. He seems reluctant to take the key unless you drop it, but he might follow you now. NO XCNO Y"NO CYNO SYNO ^Y NO d[The bicorn starts salivating, snatches the glowing ball in his teeth, and starts chewing. Suddenly, the beast starts shimmering a sickly green, and bits of his fur fall out. Without warning, the creature keels over and expires with a terrifying croak, then bursts into flame. You leap back, horrified. When the fire dies down, there's no sign that the fabled bicorn had ever existed! NO ~[!<&NO [!>&NO [ NO [<" ,NO !\CNO N\!NO s\NO \NO \P ENO \6The bicorn's ugly and smelly, but he isn't stupid. XNO A]LThe bicorn sniffs at the object, but doesn't seem especially interested. NO i]SN ]:Phew! And you thought unprocessed cheez smelled foul. N ]7N ^< >5 N I^>5 , N _\bFor a moment, you think the bicorn's going to follow you into the beak, but then it turns around and trots back to the east. \bN 8_!N ]_CN _5<&N _(N _>5 ; N `4N `The bicorn trots down the path, following you. Suddenly the water nymph sees the creature, and her eyes widen. "Ooh!" she says. "Pretty goat!" N `4N cqYou're about to tell her that it's not a goat, it's a bicorn, when the beast charges, head lowered. Curled horns meet the seat of the nymph's dress, and with a cry, the water nymph flies through the air, landing in the center of the pool. Her plastic sieve flies up as well, bonking the bicorn on the rear end and landing on the grass. The bicorn snorts, startled, and trots briskly off into the woods. You wait for a few moments, wondering if the nymph will come up again, but all that greets you are a few lonely air bubbles. Apparently, the skittish magical beast scared the poor nymph, and she's gone for good. \bN 'd!X&N Qd;>>&N d!<&N d!Y&N dCN d  N e\N Pe3\bThe bicorn trots after you, still drooling. \bN e>5 <&N eN eN eJH/ plastic card ~~The plastic card's your Acme Salesman Identification. You're quite proud of it. It's orange, and has mauve writing on it. ''"Jay-Bob Tuckbucker - Acme Sayles." 5K) pillow uuThe pillow is about as hard as a brick. Tiny lettering along the edge reads "Acme Soopur-Sopht Downee Pillough." 5L<  B/ crown It's a flimsy crown made out of construction paper, painted to look like the fabled Crown of the Valley King. Letters around the inside read "Try it Our Way at Burger Monarch." N E/N E<  N FYou have just enough time to snag the crown with your foot as you sail past the ledge. Moving the crown, however, reveals a copper key which, sadly, you must leave behind. N F N GM&N KG5>L&N oGN G)N G N G N H]You rip the crown up into tiny shreds of paper, which flutter away. Ah! How satisfying! N EH!<&N eH N HMzzzM  copper key JJThe key is small and made from beaten copper. It's not very exciting.  sOactordoN I N aJtThe key fits perfectly. You wiggle it around, and for just a moment, you think you hear a tumbler click inside. N zJ"N J$N JThe key doesn't fit. N JtN JuOactordoN %K N KtThe key fits perfectly, but since you don't know the status of the lock, it's hard to know which way to turn it. N K$N LThe key doesn't fit. N *LOmmm@ green button N >' N N '>|N VFor a moment, the chick shimmers, surrounded with a pale green light. Then, more quickly than you would have imagined, the chick shrinks. Soon it's surrounded by a pale, translucent eggshell - and then, suddenly, it poofs out of sight! N n!>&N N '>|N >" N Inside the box, the boiled egg glows with a pale green light. Then the light fades. You reach in and touch the egg - it's no longer boiled, but raw! Somehow, this strange little machine has uncooked the egg! N # !N G  N h PN Inside the box, the raw egg glows with a pale orange light. For a moment, nothing seems to be happening. Then the egg begins to shrink, and starts looking rather shimmery, as if the shell was dissolving! In a moment, the egg's no bigger than a pinhead - and then it's gone! N  !>&N -  N Q N a 7N "Nothing very exciting happens. N N Pr r r)  candy bar It's an "Acme Dam Hellthee Grah-know-lah Bhar," the chocolate and fiberboard flavor. It's probably the heaviest item you're carrying, but it's also the only food you're likely to find in the area. 5N U""N #Ugh! It fills you up like a gas pump, and sits in your stomach like a boulder. I don't think you'll have to eat again real soon. N #!<&N ?##N b#|N #cOne (1) Dam Hellthee Grah-know-lah Bhar contains seven hundred and eighty-three (783) calories. N #Qt  ) broom 88It's a long-handled broom, good for sweeping floors. 8N 'DOactordoN (7 N (You idly swing the broom back and forth a few times, but your dislike of manual labor was what made you become a salesman in the first place, and you soon grow tired. N )>5   N ,*'Hey!' the little man shouts. 'I'll do the cleaning-up around here, thank you very much.' He grabs the broom from your grasp and breaks it into several pieces, which he throws in the fire circle. 'Don't do that any more.' N z*!>Q&N *N *4N *(You can't sweep that with the broom! N +:N #+!Ick! Smells like stale beer. N O+RNNN@ pillow The patrol is collectively fluffing up their pillow, getting it ready for their midafternoon nap. They're also debating about who gets to use it first. >N N%Hey, they paid good money for it! N ~>N %Hey, they paid good money for it! N T@  pikesN The pikes belong to the Valley Patrol, and look quite dull, as if the thugs haven't cleaned them in years. There are plenty of raggedy bits around the edges, perfect for eviscerating foes. N N zIf you tried to take one of the pikes, the Valley Patrol might let you have it, though not quite in the way you think. N U< Valley Patrol?N qThe Valley Patrol is made up of thugs who couldn't cut it as Valley Warriors. The King lets them patrol the forest, and hopes they won't do too much harm. They're quite stupid-looking and you're almost certain that their foreheads slope a bit more than normal. They're dressed in the green-and-white livery of the Valley King, and wield nasty-looking pikes. N <" MN @>They look rather irritated, and they're muttering quietly. ZN NThe leader, a particularly stupid-looking brute, grins at you. "Whazzup?" N 82N 4N <" E >" N [ The six thugs that make up the Valley Patrol are here, leaning on their pikes. "Hey, look!" one of them shouts, pointing at you. "It's that little sleazeball salesman! We'll teach him to scam us! Let's get him!" You turn to run, but your new Acme Ahr-tee-fish-ahl Nee Kaps (made from pure cheezsteel, the revolutionary new medical product) fail, and you trip and fall to the ground. Before you can stand, they're upon you\.\.\. N v N N >" (N The six thugs that make up the Valley Patrol are here, leaning on their pikes. "Hey, lookit that big bird!" one of them shouts. The Patrol laughs at you. "What a scraggly-lookin' critter! Must be one of Wowsa Willy's creations!" The thugs turn away, ignoring you. N # N . <" aN RThe six thugs that make up the Valley Patrol are here, leaning on their pikes. They appear to be loafing on the job; some of them are lying down on the ground, trying to get comfortable. "Hey!" one of them shouts, pointing at you. "It's that stoopid Acme salesman!" They all start laughing. "Lookit them clothes! What a doofus!" sN e gThe six thugs that make up the Valley Patrol are here. They're eyeing you and muttering ominously. N  iN PThere is one (1) Valley Patrol. It consists of six (6) scruffy-looking men. N DN OactordoN; >" N; lgThe patrol leader frowns. "Hey, did that bird just say sumthin'? Nah - I must be hearing things." N; N; K FN; "Oooh!" the members of the patrol sigh, eyes fixed on the pillow. "Yeah! Good fer sleepin'!" The leader gestures frantically to his men. "Quick! Whadda we got to give him?" 4N; The scruffy thugs turn their pockets inside-out and finally come up with a bent coin, which they toss to you. You shrug and hand them the pillow. It's one of Acme's worst sellers, and you're probably not going to sell it to anyone else. N; 5>&N; ,!>K&N; R< >R&N;  N; "KN; CN; N;  MN; #<" N; The patrol leader snatches the coin from your grasp. "Yeah, that's right," he says smugly. "Can't put one over on us, you smarmy little creep." N; %!>&N; QCN; |!N; SN; GThe patrol leader frowns. "Nah. We gave you that for the pillow." N; .aN; 9 HN; j<" N; 0The patrol leader snatches the coin from your grasp. "Yeah, that's right," he says smugly. "Can't put one over on us, you smarmy little creep." N; l!>&N; CN; !N; NN; TBThe patrol leader frowns. "Hey! You can't bribe the patrol!" N; sN; ~  N; uThe patrol members scratch their heads. "I don't think we need that," one says. "We don't meet a lot of babes." N; AjN; ^The patrol members laugh. "Yeah, like we need any of that Acme junk," one of them shouts. N; N "N >5  kN >4N CThe patrol leader puts his new purchase on the ground and lies down to take a snooze. There's a disturbing crack as his head hits the pillow. "Ouch!" The thug leaps to his feet. "Hey! Whatchoo tryin' to do? This thing's as hard as a brick!" He picks up the pillow and tears it to shreds. "We want our money back!" N N !>R&N CN &*N @"N _>5  E >" N 4N JThe patrol members cease their angry muttering. They seemed to have reached a consensus. Unfortunately, their decision seems to involve gutting you like a slaughtered cheez pig - N N N N ,OactordoN <N 1OactorioN^ @>" N^ m"Hey, did you hear that?" one of the patrol members says, frowning. "Nah. Can't be. Birds don't talk." N^ {N^ K CN^ +4"Yeah?" the patrol leader says. "Let's see it." 'N^ The patrol ignores you. N^ OvdpiN WsThe Valley Patrol is ignoring you; they've found an anthill, and are busy trying to stomp on the helpless bugs. N j*N yN ,OactorioN[ <V|||@ stains,  some stains  ,,The innkeeper's a mess, that's for sure. N >!There are seven (7) splotches of wine on the innkeeper, and one (1) thin line of drool dripping from the corner of his mouth. N Y!eN !LI think the innkeeper is very attached (so to speak) to the wine stains. N !W|<<<<  innkeeper, the innkeeper  He's obviously been drinking, and quite heavily from the looks of it. Wine stains cover his shirt, and his head is lolling back and forth. A thin line of drool runs from the corner of his mouth. He glances up at you, trying to focus. "Urk. Hate this place."  8N #4N $gThe innkeeper is here, leaning against the cask. He burps and looks up at you through bleary eyes. N M$>@N x$("Oooh!" he mutters. "Pretty birdy!" N $N $<" N W&+"Oh," he mutters. "It's you, Tuckbucker. I thought (URP!) you'd left already." He sighs and taps the cask. "Empty. Bummer. Want to buy this place?" He points at the ceiling. "(URP!) The Golden Dragon's not turning a profit anymore. I'll sell it to you for twenty - no, eighteen valmids." N y&4N &(rThe Golden Dragon Inn! It could be your very own - or, at least, Acme's very own! What an acquisition an inn would be - especially this one, right in the heart of the Valley. The purchase of this place would give your life meaning. Now all you have to do is accumulate enough valuable - or, at least, valuable-looking - items to pawn off on this drunken old fool. N Z("N z(N (N (+OactordoNQ (>sNQ q)[The innkeeper stares at you, eyes wide. "AAAIIGH!" he shrieks. "The DT's! The DT's!" NQ )NQ ) sNQ n+J"Oooh!" the innkeeper says, eyes wide. "Cute birdy!" With a wavering hand, he reaches out to pat the chick. His meaty paw drops a bit too quickly, squishing the helpless creature. "Oops," the innkeeper says. A thin line of drool falls from the corner of his mouth as he scrapes the bits of dead bird from his hand. "Sorry." NQ +!>&NQ +NQ + JNQ +2The innkeeper blinks. "Wall? What's a wall?" NQ ,,NQ 7,(NQ ,qThe innkeeper rouses from his drunken stupor just long enough to peer at the item. "Eh. I'd say that's worth NQ ,NQ - NQ 9- valmid. NQ j- valmids. NQ -7Yes, I'll take that as part of the purchase price." NQ -kNQ -RNQ .=The innkeeper frowns. "That's not worth anything to me." NQ f.NQ r.N y.OactordoN .>N m/The innkeeper stares at you, eyes wide. "If I just wait long enough, the giant birdy will go away," he murmurs, his hands shaking. N /N /WN Z0{The innkeeper accepts the item. He frowns, then shrugs. "Yeah, whatever. I'll apply this toward the cost of the inn." N r0L N r1He grins. "I always did want one of these crowns. I don't get up to the city much, not since I was a kid, and I miss those carefree days spent munching on Burger Monarch fries." N 1<N 1!&N 1<N 2  N @24N 3The innkeeper counts on his fingers. "Lemee see. Yep, that's it." He staggers to his feet. "I'm starting to sober up; I'd better get outta here." He tosses you a ring of keys. "The place is yours, Tuckbucker. Take good care of it." With that, he staggers up the stairs. N 34N ;6At last! You have the inn, and a new purpose in life! In fact, maybe this is the start of a whole Acme chain of products and shops in the heart of the Valley King's realm! Cheez keys by the hundreds, Soopur Slysur Whepuns, the whole Acme line - and the little chick you created with the Time Machine delivering orders to all of Unnkulia! Yes, it's the dawning of a new era, and your bosses will be proud. And the first thing to do is rename this dump. The "Cheez Pig Inn" has a nice ring to it - N }6#\bThe Salesman is Triumphant! \bN 6 N 6N 6N 7+N 7N P7The innkeeper pockets N {7 . N 7 "Get me <N 7 more N 7< N 8 valmid N O8 valmids N p8,worth of stuff, and the place is yours." N 8N 8N c9The innkeeper peers at the item through bleary eyes. "Tuckbucker, I'm not that drunk," he mutters. "That's of absolutely no use to me." N 9_N 9FThe innkeeper ignores you. "More!" he bellows, pounding the cask. N :N :wThe innkeeper doesn't care. "I told you, Tuckbucker," he mutters. "Get me enough valmids and the place is yours." N :OvdpiNl :>Nl ;The innkeeper's eyes roll up into his head and he curls up in a ball, whimpering. "Please! Make the giant birdy go away!" Nl ;Nl ; WNl <?The innkeeper flashes a lopsided grin. "Wanna buy an inn?" Nl [<Nl =The innkeeper's not paying any attention to you. He's found a drop of wine spilled on the floor, and he's trying to lick it up. Nl !=*Nl 0=X{{{@ sieve ;JN `j1I doubt the water nymph will let you have it. N jYzzz< little girl - er, water nymph The water nymph looks just like a little girl, but you know better - in this magical land, she must be a magical creature! She's playing by the water with a plastic sieve, and ignoring you. ;8N [l4N BmThere's what appears to be a little girl playing by the water. But you know better - that's no little girl! In this magical land, she must be a water nymph! Though you can't see for sure, there must be gills under her dress! 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